Thursday, October 29, 2009

Elephant Love Medley

You asked for my help. Here it is.
I pretty much know nothing about relationships, but I know a lot about love.
I know these things because I read my Bible, I'm observant, and I'm not easily influenced.
Okay.
- Loving someone and being in love with someone are different. Very different.
- If you tell a girl you love her, she's going to believe you.
- If you tell a girl you're in love with her, she's not ever going to forget it. Even when it doesn't apply anymore.
- Don't lie. Lying is what idiots do.
- I know you can't make up your mind, but try.
Now I have to quote something. You're going to recognize this.
"Love is a many splendid thing! Love...lifts us up where we belong! All you need is love!"
The hard part to this statement~ all the freaking different kinds of love. People love...the beach. People love chicken, and treehouses, and their teachers when they don't assign homework. Loving those things and loving someone, an actual person, are the most different things in the world. You don't love her like you love Times Square. You don't love her like you love Muse. It's different. Figure out what kind of love you feel for her. And tell her.
Make it plain. One of the worst things you can do to a girl is not tell her what you're really thinking, because we know when you don't. We don't know what you're actually thinking, but we know that what you told us you're thinking isn't what you're really thinking.
Tell her in a way that she can't in any way distort your words with her wishes.
Another thing that might help, is to consider your situation as no big deal. It will give you a fresh perspective. It's simple: Decide. Declare.

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